LoL Internet

RabbiLuongo · Wed Jun 14, 2006 9:50 pm Yarly

Iv decided to make a new rule. Looking around other forums and irc channels and the like, iv noticed that everywere , the majority of users completely butcher the English language. From now on, everyone must type like a normal, civilized person. You dont need perfect spelling, punctuation, capitalization, etc. But please for the love of god, dont write like morons. You can still use abreviations like lol, omg, etc. But if i see anyone saying shit like "HAY R U GRL!!!!!!!!!!11CYBAR???/" there will be consequences. You first get three warnings. then a one day ban. then three day, then 5 day. After that, you get a 2 week ban. Now, if you are up to this point, then your obviously too dumb to use ther internet, so you get a lovely permaban.

kthxbai

P.S. This includes ebonics and 1337speak. Youre not cool.

cannibalismftw · Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:01 pm

IS UOY GURLZ? LOOOOLLLLLL U HAV PIX? LOL PIX

NO PIX I BAN I BAN JOO LOTS LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!111!!!!!1!!

Lol, yes. I'm sure people completely enjoy assraping the English language ;}

RabbiLuongo · Wed Jun 14, 2006 10:04 pm

Remember mods, Im expecting you all to enforce this. Call us grammar nazis if you want, but its good for you. Youl be thankful when youre in college and dont write WUTZ UR NAEM on an english paper.

Demo · Thu Jun 15, 2006 1:50 am

zomg ! |!k3 bucht3r!/\/g teh 3/\/gish |@ngu@ge t!$ $0 fu/\/

ok >.> i'm done, even tho i think it's a stupid rule but i c where your coming from, tho i have nuthing to worry about b/c i has a A in teh english area ^_^ 8)

lowbart · Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:38 am

Sounds like a pretty good rule, Smo.

Is it okay if I randomly edit people's posts to fix normal spelling and grammar mistakes? Ha.

RabbiLuongo · Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:35 am

Yes you may, and leave a note at the bottom of that post, saying it was edited because the user is a retarded chernobyl baby. Also raise their warning level if you know how.

lowbart · Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:44 pm

a) sounds good.
b) I don't know how.

RabbiLuongo · Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:49 am

Demo wrote: zomg ! |!k3 bucht3r!/\/g teh 3/\/gish |@ngu@ge t!$ $0 fu/\/

ok >.> i'm done, even tho i think it's a stupid rule but i c where your coming from, tho i have nuthing to worry about b/c i has a A in teh english area ^_^ 8)

errrrr....yeaa....this is what i mean. an example: tho i have nuthing to worry about b/c i has a A in teh english area :/

Demo · Wed Jun 21, 2006 12:58 am

hey that was my last post like that lol, I know how to use proper grammer.

lowbart · Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:51 pm

Y0 I R SKILD AT TEH INGLESH

cannibalismftw · Thu Jun 22, 2006 2:29 am

LOL THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
ON THE INTERNETS, OF COURSE.

Haha. I'm being ironic and hypocritical at the same time. 'cause yknow people call me a Grammar Nazi D:

Kehekejfakafja dkfaksd

KTHXMUCH

lowbart · Sat Jul 01, 2006 3:08 pm

I love your av. Anthropomorphic grey square things FTW.