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Serbian Tostitos Chips
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 7:30 pm    Post subject: Jesus Reply with quote
Hey, I have a new idea for a religion! I'm going to walk outside, lift my hands up, give a friend Tylenol, and magically gain a following. Then I'm going to be crucified. Will I get praised? Probably not. Also, it's already been done. Now, tell me, what's the difference between praying to an idol and praying to Jesus? None? Damn right, fucking idolators...
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 9:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
The difference with an Idol and Jesus... is that you know the Idol exists =D
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PostPosted: Fri May 05, 2006 11:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hahahaha, very true my friend.
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PostPosted: Thu May 11, 2006 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Trivolver wrote:
The difference with an Idol and Jesus... is that you know the Idol exists =D


now this is where your local rabbi shall correct you ;D.

while there is no credible evidence that jesus was the mesiah, or anything of the like; according to the Roman Census of that year, there was in fact a man named jesus from Nazerath in the Province of Judea (modern day Israel), who was son of a one Mary and Joseph. he existed, but wasnt the son of god and such
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
I pwn Jesus....
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PostPosted: Sun Jun 04, 2006 9:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
i have my own cult
it has 75 people
i dont really pay attention to it anymore but i might restart it soon
link to info about my cult coming soon!
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